Prompt thread :
"Mrs. Hudson took my skull."
Tell us why Mrs. Hudson took Sherlock's skull.
A) Is she lonely and, like Sherlock, wanted someone to talk to?
B) Does she just want to mess with Sherlock and uses the skull to hold clandestine tea parties?
C) Any other reason the anon can think up?
D) Mrs.Hudson/Skull OMG WTF PLEASE DISREGARD
I went for C) because of this image I have from Advice Sherlock:
( now behind the cut due to hideous brightness )
750 words. John/Sherlock. Mrs. Hudson. Lestrade. Kissing at the end. Also I think a degree of crack.
The short version:
"Ooh," said Mrs. Hudson, "I'd better make sure Sherlock keeps hold of that nice boyfriend of his."
"John," said Sherlock beatifically, "You're much much better than a skull. Much softer."
( TENANT NEEDS A BOYFRIEND. TAKE HIS SKULL. )